The week came and went, and suddenly it was Thursday without
my having achieved any additional training. I chanced to be back in Cumbria,
and asked the good folk of Murley Moss Business Park for a short lunchtime run.
They recommended “The Helm” which I have to admit, sort of embarrasses me. The
reason is simple. I’ve worked with the company for fifteen years (almost to a
day), and over the course of that time, I’ve had plenty of trips up to the
Kendal office. Admittedly, I wasn’t in the business of running until the latter
years, and the one time I was up this way that I did plan to go out, it was
doing what Cumbria does best – raining so hard, I got put off. But the point
is, the little hill they recommended is a good distance upwards from the
office, but is bang outside the pub where I usually stay. I felt immense
pleasure for once again, having the opportunity afforded only by this crazy
desire to go running, to get this chance to explore my immediate environs,
coupled with a deep-seated shame that I’d never bothered to do it before now.
I knew the uphill section along the road pretty well,
precisely because it is the route both to the station and to my usual
accommodation, but even so, running it was a bit of a shock, because it is pretty
much "uphill"
It also prompted me to think about a Welsh fairy story about
the red dragon and the white dragon that fight away under the ground, which
gave rise to all those hills in Wales, I wondered if during a heavy battle,
they might have drifted up to the Lakes. I started mentally preparing a
Facebook status which was along the lines of “I don’t know if I can describe
what happened on my run today: I must have been hallucinating because… it was
almost as if… the ground was sort of tipped up on its side. I know, I’m not
making much sense”. My brain rambled on a bit, quietly to itself, while I
pondered that the Helm was very undulating, and was rather like a giant’s body
sleeping on its side. I mused that I’d already run up the shins and over the
knee, and I was surely half way up its ribcage by now. It put me in mind of a
Chas Addams cartoon of two people looking over a countryside of fields, and one
is saying “it looks almost like a patchwork quilt, doesn’t it?”, while at the
top end of the countryside, is a giant’s head tucked away under the duvet. I’ll
see if I can find it for you.
Anyway, I reached the top, and you could see right across
the Lakes, and all the way to Morecombe Bay. It was a real treat, I can tell
you. Then I saw the way down and almost fainted with vertigo. I couldn’t help
but feel pleased that Rob hadn’t sent me on the reverse route, because going up
that drop would have had me vomiting on the ground, I should think.
noted my over-extended journey a few weeks ago, where I returned a considerable distance in the dark, having assumed that the route would be lit considerably before it actually was, which had also resulted in my falling over on the way back. She then chanced to see a running hat with a built-in light in it! Magic! (Let me add, it will be considerably more value than it appears in this photo. Although let's face it, virtually any light would've worked. But this is actually quite bright.)
I have to say, if anything you read makes you think of a
present you’d like to get for me, you just go right on ahead. It’s what I do
this for, after all…